Friday, July 15, 2011

Did You Know?

Hey Alton Brown (of the Food Network) remember the time you spent 5 hours making soft pretzels from scratch? Well, did you know that they sell those individually at the mall for like a dollar?! Crazy, I know.

Hey, Giada de Laurentis, the other day you made ketchup at home. It cost you about $15, took about an hour and is perishable. Did you know that there is a company called Heinz that has literally perfected this recipe; an entire bottle only costs about $2 AND it will last forever in the fridge? Amazing, I know.

Hey, Rachel Ray, I've seen you make homemade bbq sauce several times. You are from New York and no NOTHING about bbq sauce so you probably didn't know that people from Texas and Tennessee (Who know a thing or two about bbq sauce) sell their family recipes in jars at the super market. Wild, believe me I'm from Texas.

Hey, Ina Garten you love to make whipped cream from scr...oh f*ck it I can't do this anymore.

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