Monday, July 1, 2013
Work to Live/ Live to Laugh
Under the "Skills" section of most applications I will now add: excellent comedic timing, beat-boxing enthusiast, epic guitar solos and great fake accents in addition to Microsoft Office.
Under the "previous employment" section: Racketeering, Boot-leg Alcohol Industry, Erotic Cakes Inc. and J.D. Power and Associates
Under the "Education" section: Rawanda's Beauty School, ECPI University-Mechatronics, Paint Your Own Pottery Class!
Under "References": Lady Diana Spencer (deceased), Jim "Hobo-Baggins" DeLau (location unknown) and Professor Snape (Hogwarts University)
Under "Languages": Spanglish, Human, Namekian and sarcastic
My cover letter will consist of the 1977 "Love Gun" album by KISS and signed by Gene Simmons
I feel like we've got a winner on our hands here.