Tuesday, July 1, 2014
$30 Flights and Other Mythical Creatures
"I made $500 in tips last night, as a waitress, at Applebee's"
"The Toothe Fairy"
"You can't put a price on education!" (Yes, yes you can and it's too damn high)
"There are other fish in the sea." (Gross, who wants to date a fish, sick)
"The Easter Bunny"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
"You can write off your gas on your taxes"
"I was upgraded to first class for free!"
Other mythical creatures:
Comfortable airline seats
Babies that don't cry
Husbands who HATE sports